Chalecki, a traffic policeman, asked his friend Manzini if he knew of a bawdy house in town. Manzini gave Chalecki the address. The following day they met on the street. “Well,” asked Manzini, “did you enjoy yourself?”
“Nah,” replied the Polack, “I find house okay, then I spend whole night waiting outside.” “Why didn’t you go in?”
“I was waiting for the red light to change!”