Olga Kowalski comes bouncing enthusiastically downstairs in her new Kung Fu outfit. Kowalski takes one look at her, and puts his hand over his face.
“Good God, Olga!” groans Kowalski. “Now what are you doing?”
“I’m taking Kung Fu lessons,” says Olga, proudly — and she playfully slices the air with her hand, giving Kowalski a punch on the neck. “It is just in case,” explains Olga, “some sex-fiend tries to rape me on some dark night.”
“Why bother?” remarks Kowalski, slurping his beer. “It will never get that dark!”