Young Father Feever finishes his training at the Bleeding Cross Jesuit Monastery, and moves to New York as the priest of the Immaculate Conception and Miraculous Resurrection Church.
Feever soon discovers that one member of the congregation, Lucy Legs, is a prostitute, and decides to try and put her right.
Feever invites Lucy to the back of the church for an informal discussion. But when the young priest arrives, he finds Lucy sitting naked on an old tombstone, with her legs stretched wide apart. “Ah, My God!” moans Feever, beginning to perspire. “I prayed for you last night…!”
“You idiot! There is no need for that,” snaps Lucy, “I am on the telephone. But don’t worry! You can have me now — just fifty dollars!” “No! No!” cries Feever, loosening his dog collar. “You misunderstand me. I expected to find you on your knees. In fact, I think we should both start by getting down on our knees right away! Okay?” “If that is how you want it!” smiles Lucy. “But it is a hundred dollars for doggie-style!”