An American, a German and a Polack were going on safari. They split up in the morning and met again in the evening. Sitting around the camp fire they started telling of their adventures.
The German says, “I shot two tigers, an elephant and some apes.”
The American, says, “Ah, I shot much more: six crows, four tigers and about three elephants.”
They both look at the Polack, who’s saying nothing at all. “What about you, Polanski?” they ask. “I shot sixty-seven no-no’s,” he says.
Although the American and the German had quite a bit of experience in the jungle, they had never heard of such an animal. “What is a no-no?” they ask. “Well,” Polanski replies, “they are about six feet high, black, curly hair, big lips, and when you point your rifle at them they shout, `No! No!’
