I have heard about the Polack Pope:
He was aboard a plane and the pilot said, “It is unfortunate that out of the four engines one has stopped working, but there is no need to worry. Three engines are more than enough to take us to our destination. The only thing is we will be three hours late.”
After fifteen minutes he said, “Sorry to interrupt you again: the second engine has stopped, but no need to worry. Two engines are still more than enough and we will complete our journey, but now we will be six hours late.”
And after half an hour he announced again, “Ladies and gentlemen, sorry to announce that the third engine has also failed, but still there is no need to panic. One engine is enough to take us to the destination, but now we will be nine hours late.”
And after just five minutes he said, “If you want to say your prayers you can say them, because the last engine has stopped?” And there was great panic and chaos, but the Polack Pope was sitting silently. The lady sitting by his side ying and weeping and screaming He said “What is the matter? Why are you so worried? At the most we will be twelve hours late!”