Kyacki’s son had been acting a little strange lately, so Kyacki took him to a psychiatrist.
“Tell me, son,” questioned the shrink, “how many wheels does an auto have?”
“Four. ”
“Very good,” said the doctor. “Now what is it a cow has four of that a woman has two?”
“Legs.”
“And what does your father have that your mother likes most?”
“Money.”
The psychiatrist turned to Kyacki and said, “You don’t have to worry about him — he’s smart!”
“He sure is!” said the Polack. “I missed the last two questions myself!”