A minister, a priest and a rabbi were discussing how they “divined” what part of the collection money each retained for personal needs and what part was turned in to their respective institutions.
“I draw a line,” said the minister, “on the floor. All the money I toss in the air — what lands to the right of the line I keep, to the left of the line is the Lord’s.”
The priest nodded, saying, “My system is essentially the same, only I use a circle. What lands inside is mine, outside is his.” The rabbi smiled and said, “I do the same thing. I toss all the money into the air and whatever God grabs is his!”