How much for a roast beef sandwich?

“How much for a roast beef sandwich?” asks Little Feenie Finkelstein, standing in Chicken Chopper’s Sandwich Shop.
“Two dollars,” replies Chicken Chopper, from behind the counter.
“How much for a cheese sandwich?” asks the little Jew.
“One dollar,” replies Chicken.
“What about a ham sandwich?” asks Feenie. But before Chicken Chopper can reply there is a loud clap of thunder in the sky overhead.
Feenie Finkelstein falls to his knees, looks up at the sky and prays out loud, “Okay! Okay! — I was only asking!”

St Peter challenged the Archangel Gabriel to a game of golf. St. Peter's first drive resulted in a hole-in-one. Gabriel's first drive produced the same result The same thing happened at the next shot. St. Peter looked at Gabriel thoughtfully and then said,
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