Paddy wakes up in hospital, covered in bandages, and notices Seamus sitting at his bedside. “What happened to me?” asks Paddy.
“Well,” replies Seamus, “you had a few too many drinks last night, and then you made a bet that you could jump out of the window and fly around the pub.”
“Why didn’t you stop me?” Paddy screams.
“Stop you?” replies Seamus. “Hell, I bet twenty-five dollars on you.”