A Polack is badly injured in a car crash and he has to have a brain transplant. A team of surgeons put him to sleep, remove his brain, and go into the next room to get a new one. But when they return to the operating room, the Polack is gone.
The police search everywhere for him but without success — he has vanished. The doctors contact the international police and they check throughout the world for a brainless Pole. Finally, five years later, they find him. He is wearing silly robes and a big hat and is living in the Vatican!