A Polack landowner has been wondering for quite a while about the quietness of his barnyard during the mid-day breaks. One day he decides to find out what’s behind it all, so he steps out discreetly and sees his farmhand crossing the yard with pants open and disappearing into the barn. The landowner calls his servant back and asks him what’s going on inside the barn.
“Well, sir, we’ve got quite a jolly game going on in there. The girls hide their heads in the hay and then have to guess who did it!”
“That sounds like fun,” replies the Polack landowner. “Can I join you?”
“I guess so,” says the farmhand. “Your wife has been at it for six weeks already!”