Pope the Polack puts on civilian clothes so that he can walk around the streets without being recognized. While he is out walking, a woman comes up to him and says, “Want a blow job?”
The pope says, “A blow job? What’s that?”
The woman replies, “Ten dollars.”
The pope is mystified, but he continues his walk through the streets. Everywhere he goes, he is met by women saying, “Blow job, blow job!” all day long.
Finally, when he returns to the Vatican and the papal palace, he sees one of the nuns.
“Tell me, sister,” asks Pope the Polack, “what’s a blow job?”
The nun replies, “Ten dollars.”