Once a British lady was approached by a German man. As he was quite taken by her beauty, he marched over to her and shouted, “I love you!”
She said, “If you really love me, jump off the cliff!”
Before he could think he kissed her hand and jumped.
A short time later the British lady was approached by an Italian. He swaggered up to her and passionately whispered in her ear, “Amore mio!”
She responded by whispering in his ear, “If you really love me, jump off the cliff.”
Coming up for air between kisses he answered, “If you really love me, you must jump with me!” Impressed with his wit, she conceded to make love with him.
Still a short while later the British lady was approached by a British man. He made her acquaintance and invited her for tea. After several hours of polite conversation, he said, with some reserve, “I love you.”
She answered, “If you really love me, jump off the cliff.”
To which he gallantly replied, “Ladies first!”