Things are looking bad for the members of the Catholic church. Their image is being damaged by stories of sex and perversion within the ranks of the priesthood. Their so-called celibacy is becoming a worldwide joke.
So Pope the Polack calls his press secretary, Bishop Benny Diction, and orders him to create a cover-up campaign.
“Well, Your Holiness,” says Benny, “I have already given this a lot of thought. I am convinced that we need to change our style of dress. Right now, people look at us and all they see is a bunch of dirty habits!”
“Yes,” says the pope, “perhaps you are right. So what should we do?”
“Simple!” replies Benny Diction. “What I have in mind is a complete change of image. We will cover the city with posters of a nun in a bikini!”
“What?” cries the Polack pope. “A nun in a bikini? How is that going to promote celibacy in the world?”
“Well,” explains Benny Diction, “the model for the photograph is going to be Mother Teresa!”