“Hey man,” says Swami Haridas to his friend, Stonehead Niskriya, “how come you got home so early from your date with Papaya Pineapple last night?”
“Well,” explains Stonehead, “after dinner we went back to her apartment. We sat on her bed listening to music, talked for a while, and drank some herb tea. Then she slowly undressed, pulled back the bed covers, lay down, reached over me, and turned out the light.” “So?” asks Haridas. “What happened?”
“Well, I can take a hint,” replies Stonehead. “So I went home!”