Miss Goodbody is teaching sex education to her ninth-grade class. Sitting in the back of the room, reading Playboy and smoking a cigarette, is Chester Cheese’s kid, Wise-guy Willy. “Class,” begins Miss Goodbody, shakily, “today we will discuss sexual intercourse.”
Wise-guy Willy puts down his magazine, smiles, and winks at Miss Goodbody.
“Uh… there are eight basic positions for sexual intercourse,” Miss Goodbody says nervously. “Nine,” comes Willy’s voice from the back.
Flustered and blushing, Miss Goodbody begins again. “There are eight basic positions for sexual intercourse,” she stammers. “Nine,” interrupts Willy, again.
This time Miss Goodbody takes a deep breath and continues, “The first is called the missionary position: the man is on top of the woman and facing her…”
“Aha!” says Willy, winking again, “ten!”