Pilzudski took his wife to the doctor and complained that he could not have intercourse with her because she was too tight. “Alright,” said the doctor, “let’s test it!”
The sawbones put the wife on the table, applied some vaseline to his instrument and entered Pilzudski’s wife easily. “Hey,” said the Polack, as he watched the doctor pumping away, “if it not be for the medicine I think you be screwing my wife!”