The boss was complaining to Mulla Nasruddin about his constant tardiness. ”It’s funny,” he said. ”You are always late in the morning and you live right across the street. Now, Billy Wilson, who lives two miles away, is always on time.”
”There is nothing funny about it,” said Nasruddin.
”if Billy is late in the morning, he can hurry, but if I am late, I am here.”