To celebrate their thirtieth wedding anniversary, Mulla Nasruddin came home and presented his wife with a little monkey.’Are you crazy or something?’ shouted Mistress Nasruddin.’Where the hell are we gonna keep a monkey?’
‘Don’t worry,’ said Nasruddin.’He will sleep right in the bed with us.’
‘And what about the smell?’
‘If I could stand it for thirty years, he will get used to it soon.’