I asked Mulla Nasruddin, “Nasruddin, I hear you just had an accident?”
He said, “Yes, it was pretty bad, but I collected twenty thousand rupees, and my wife who was in the accident with me, got five thousand rupees.”
I asked him, “Did she get hurt?”
Nasruddin laughed and said, “No, but I had the presence of mind to kick her in the face during the confusion!”