Mulla Nasruddin was talking to one of his friends.
The friend said, “How was your night last night?”
Mulla said, “It was a beautiful night! I dreamed that I had gone to the Taj Mahal Hotel, and I have never tasted such delicious food in my life. I enjoyed my night, my dream. I can still feel the flavor of the food, I still feel the joy. Those dreams are still around me.”
The friend said, “That’s nothing! That’s why I asked how your night was, because last night I dreamed that I was on a boat at sea and Sophia Loren was with me — naked, absolutely naked!”
Mulla suddenly became angry and he said, “What kind of friend are you? Why didn’t you ask me to come?”
The friend said, “I did phone. Your wife said you had gone to the Taj Mahal Hotel!”