A priest with a huge prick has terrible trouble getting any woman to sleep with him. At the local whorehouse it is always the same answer, “Sorry father, I wish I could, but that monster is much too big for me.”
In desperation, the priest thinks up a cunning scheme. He visits a whorehouse on the other side of the town where no one knows him, picks out a girl and takes her to the bedroom. Once they are inside the priest tells the girl he is very shy and then says, “Do you mind if I undress with the lights out?”
She agrees. Then as he climbs on top of her she says, “Do you know, father, I am really glad this is what you came here for. When you first walked through the door I was sure you were just going to talk to me about… Jesus Christ!”