{"id":5156,"date":"2018-03-22T23:16:21","date_gmt":"2018-03-22T23:16:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/guruquote.net\/?p=5156"},"modified":"2018-03-22T23:16:58","modified_gmt":"2018-03-22T23:16:58","slug":"psychiatrist-leaned-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/guruquote.net\/index.php\/2018\/03\/22\/psychiatrist-leaned-back\/","title":{"rendered":"The psychiatrist leaned back"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mp-row-fluid motopress-row mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"motopress-clmn mp-span12  mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"mp-row-fluid motopress-row mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"motopress-clmn mp-span12 mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<p>The psychiatrist leaned back and placed the tips of his fingers together while he soothed the deeply-troubled man who stood before him. &#8220;Calm yourself, my good fellow,&#8221; he gently urged. &#8220;I have helped a great many others with fixations far more serious than yours. Now, let me see if I understand the problem correctly. You indicate that in moments of great emotional stress you believe that you are a dog. A fox terrier, is that not so?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes, sir,&#8221; mumbled the patient. &#8220;A small fox terrier with black and brown spots. Oh, please tell me you can help me, doctor. If this keeps up much longer, I don&#8217;t know what I&#8217;ll do&#8230;.&#8221; The doctor gestured toward the couch. &#8220;Now, now,&#8221; he soothed, &#8220;the first thing to do is lie down here, and we&#8217;ll see if we can&#8217;t get to the root of your delusion.&#8221; &#8220;Oh, I couldn&#8217;t do that, doctor,&#8221; said the patient. &#8220;I&#8217;m not allowed up on the furniture.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"mp-row-fluid motopress-row mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"motopress-clmn mp-span12 mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"motopress-image-obj motopress-text-align-left\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/guruquote.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/oshojokes421.jpg?fit=267%2C403&ssl=1\" title=\"oshojokes421\" alt=\"Kowalski and Olga are making love in the upstairs bedroom. 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