Farmer Jenkins had two cows, Daisy and Tinkerbell. One day he borrowed the bull from the next farm and instructed his farmhand, Jake, to watch and make sure that the bull did his job properly. That afternoon the local priest came round for tea and just as the farmer’s wife was pouring it, Jake came rushing into the room and shouted, “Mister Jenkins, the bull just screwed the hell out of Daisy.”<\/p>\n
Jake’s face fell when he saw the priest, and the farmer was furious. He took Jake into the other room and said, “Look, I want to be kept informed of the bull’s progress, but this is too much. Next time use the word `surprised’, not `screwed’.”
\nTwenty minutes later Jake came running in again and said, “Boss! Boss! The bull just… the bull…” but seeing the priest he could not say another word. The farmer got up and said, “Jake, did the bull surprise Tinkerbell this time?”
\n“Surprise Tinkerbell? I will say he did,” cried Jake enthusiastically. “He screwed the hell out of Daisy again!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" ","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[165,451],"tags":[452,2],"class_list":["post-5171","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-osho","category-osho-jokes","tag-jokes","tag-osho"],"yoast_head":"\n