{"id":5183,"date":"2018-03-23T15:29:15","date_gmt":"2018-03-23T15:29:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/guruquote.net\/?p=5183"},"modified":"2018-03-23T15:30:41","modified_gmt":"2018-03-23T15:30:41","slug":"pole-working-construction-site","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/guruquote.net\/index.php\/2018\/03\/23\/pole-working-construction-site\/","title":{"rendered":"Pole was working at a construction site"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mp-row-fluid motopress-row mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"motopress-clmn mp-span12  mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"mp-row-fluid motopress-row mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"motopress-clmn mp-span12 mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<p>A Pole was working at a construction site where the boss left each day at eleven a.m. and was gone for two hours. 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