{"id":5186,"date":"2018-03-23T15:31:29","date_gmt":"2018-03-23T15:31:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/guruquote.net\/?p=5186"},"modified":"2018-03-23T15:32:39","modified_gmt":"2018-03-23T15:32:39","slug":"make-one-armed-polack-fall-off-flagpole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/guruquote.net\/index.php\/2018\/03\/23\/make-one-armed-polack-fall-off-flagpole\/","title":{"rendered":"How do you make a one armed Polack fall off a flagpole?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mp-row-fluid motopress-row mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"motopress-clmn mp-span12  mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"mp-row-fluid motopress-row mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"motopress-clmn mp-span12 mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<p>How do you make a one armed Polack fall off a flagpole?<br \/>\nAnswer: You wave to him.<br \/>\nWhy did the Polish Government import five hundred million tons of sand from Saudi Arabia?<br \/>\nAnswer: They wanted to drill for their own oil.<br \/>\nDid you hear about the Polish lesbian?<br \/>\nAnswer: She likes men.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"mp-row-fluid motopress-row mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"motopress-clmn mp-span12 mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"motopress-image-obj motopress-text-align-left\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/guruquote.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/oshojokes421.jpg?fit=267%2C403&ssl=1\" title=\"oshojokes421\" alt=\"Kowalski and Olga are making love in the upstairs bedroom. 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