{"id":5196,"date":"2018-03-23T15:41:03","date_gmt":"2018-03-23T15:41:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/guruquote.net\/?p=5196"},"modified":"2018-03-23T15:41:26","modified_gmt":"2018-03-23T15:41:26","slug":"polack-walks-office-circus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/guruquote.net\/index.php\/2018\/03\/23\/polack-walks-office-circus\/","title":{"rendered":"A Polack walks into the office of a circus"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mp-row-fluid motopress-row mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"motopress-clmn mp-span12  mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"mp-row-fluid motopress-row mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"motopress-clmn mp-span12 mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<p>A Polack walks into the office of a circus and offers to jump to the ground from ten meters up, head first, without a net. The manager does not believe this so they go to the stage. The Polack gets up to about ten meters height, takes a deep breath and jumps head first. He crashes down on his head, lies still for a few moments and then gets up. The manager is fascinated. &#8220;That&#8217;s incredible!&#8221; he exclaims. &#8220;I&#8217;ll pay you one hundred dollars a night.&#8221;<br \/>\nThe Polack shakes his head. &#8220;Okay, okay, I&#8217;ll pay you three hundred dollars a night.&#8221; &#8220;No,&#8221; replies the Polack.<br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;ll pay you a thousand dollars!&#8221; says the manager.<br \/>\n&#8220;No,&#8221; says the Polack, &#8220;I&#8217;ve changed my mind &#8212; I don&#8217;t want to jump anymore. 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