{"id":5209,"date":"2018-03-23T15:50:23","date_gmt":"2018-03-23T15:50:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/guruquote.net\/?p=5209"},"modified":"2018-03-23T15:50:47","modified_gmt":"2018-03-23T15:50:47","slug":"two-polacks-go-see-western-movie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/guruquote.net\/index.php\/2018\/03\/23\/two-polacks-go-see-western-movie\/","title":{"rendered":"Two Polacks go to see a Western movie"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mp-row-fluid motopress-row mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"motopress-clmn mp-span12  mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"mp-row-fluid motopress-row mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"motopress-clmn mp-span12 mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<p>Two Polacks go to see a Western movie. In the middle of the film a cowboy, mounted on a white horse, and an Indian, mounted on a black horse, begin to race each other across the plain. 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