{"id":5220,"date":"2018-03-23T15:57:26","date_gmt":"2018-03-23T15:57:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/guruquote.net\/?p=5220"},"modified":"2018-03-23T15:58:46","modified_gmt":"2018-03-23T15:58:46","slug":"american-german-polack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/guruquote.net\/index.php\/2018\/03\/23\/american-german-polack\/","title":{"rendered":"An American, a German and a Polack"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mp-row-fluid motopress-row mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"motopress-clmn mp-span12  mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"mp-row-fluid motopress-row mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"motopress-clmn mp-span12 mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<p>An American, a German and a Polack were going on safari. They split up in the morning and met again in the evening. Sitting around the camp fire they started telling of their adventures.<br \/>\nThe German says, &#8220;I shot two tigers, an elephant and some apes.&#8221;<br \/>\nThe American, says, &#8220;Ah, I shot much more: six crows, four tigers and about three elephants.&#8221;<br \/>\nThey both look at the Polack, who&#8217;s saying nothing at all. &#8220;What about you, Polanski?&#8221; they ask. &#8220;I shot sixty-seven no-no&#8217;s,&#8221; he says.<br \/>\nAlthough the American and the German had quite a bit of experience in the jungle, they had never heard of such an animal. &#8220;What is a no-no?&#8221; they ask. &#8220;Well,&#8221; Polanski replies, &#8220;they are about six feet high, black, curly hair, big lips, and when you point your rifle at them they shout, `No! 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