Pierre, a Frenchman, Tonio, an Italian, and Stash, a Pole, were traveling through the country when their car broke down. They found lodging at a farm, and in the course of the night the Frenchman decided to sneak into the farmer’s daughter’s room.
\nThe farmer heard him walking up the stairs and said, “Who is it?”
\nThinking quickly, Pierre whispered, “Meow, meow….”
\nTwenty minutes later, Tonio made the same attempt. As he neared the farmer’s daughter’s room, the girl’s father shouted, “Who is there?”
\nThe Italian also imitated the feline sound, “Meow, meow….”
\nStash decided that he, too, should make an attempt. Just as he got to the girl’s room, the farmer shouted, “Alright, who is it?”
\nThe Polack replied, “It is me, the cat.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" ","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[165,451],"tags":[452,2],"class_list":["post-5226","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-osho","category-osho-jokes","tag-jokes","tag-osho"],"yoast_head":"\n