{"id":5228,"date":"2018-03-23T16:02:30","date_gmt":"2018-03-23T16:02:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/guruquote.net\/?p=5228"},"modified":"2018-03-23T16:02:53","modified_gmt":"2018-03-23T16:02:53","slug":"swami-anando-contributed-authentic-letter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/guruquote.net\/index.php\/2018\/03\/23\/swami-anando-contributed-authentic-letter\/","title":{"rendered":"Swami Anando has contributed this authentic letter"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mp-row-fluid motopress-row mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"motopress-clmn mp-span12  mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"mp-row-fluid motopress-row mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"motopress-clmn mp-span12 mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<p>Swami Anando has contributed this authentic letter from his Polish mother:<br \/>\nDear Son, Just a few lines to let you know that I be still alive. I writing this letter slowly because I know you not able to read fast. You won&#8217;t know the house when you get home. We moved. There be a washing machine in the house when we move in, but it not working too good. Last week I put fourteen shirts into it, pull the chain, and I not see the shirts since. Your sister Hanna had baby this morning. I not find out yet whether it be boy or girl, so I not know whether you be an aunt or an uncle.<\/p>\n<p>Your uncle Leopold drown last week in a vat of whisky. Some of the men dived in to save him, but he fight them off hard. We cremated his body, but it took three days to put out the fire. Your father not have much to drink at Christmas. I put a bottle of Castor oil in his pint of beer. It keep him going until New Year&#8217;s Day. It only rain twice last week. First for three day and then for four day. Try to learn write me soon. Your loving mother, XXX<br \/>\nP.S. I be going to send you ten dollars, but I already seal the envelope.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"mp-row-fluid motopress-row mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"motopress-clmn mp-span12 mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"motopress-image-obj motopress-text-align-left\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/guruquote.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/oshojokes421.jpg?fit=267%2C403&ssl=1\" title=\"oshojokes421\" alt=\"Kowalski and Olga are making love in the upstairs bedroom. Just as Kowalski is about to start up his machinery, they hear a loud banging noise downstairs. \"What's that?\" asks Olga, jumping up in bed. \"Nothing,\" pants Kowalski. \"Come on, let's get on with it!\" \"No! No way!\" demands Olga. \"No lovemaking until you find out what is going on downstairs.\" Poor Kowalski stumbles downstairs with a very large erection, and flips on the the lights. Suddenly, the cat jumps out of the window. 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