{"id":5231,"date":"2018-03-23T16:04:39","date_gmt":"2018-03-23T16:04:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/guruquote.net\/?p=5231"},"modified":"2018-03-23T16:05:00","modified_gmt":"2018-03-23T16:05:00","slug":"one-polack-arrived-new-york-seeking-fame","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/guruquote.net\/index.php\/2018\/03\/23\/one-polack-arrived-new-york-seeking-fame\/","title":{"rendered":"One Polack arrived in New York seeking his fame"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mp-row-fluid motopress-row mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"motopress-clmn mp-span12  mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"mp-row-fluid motopress-row mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"motopress-clmn mp-span12 mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<p>One Polack arrived in New York seeking his fame and fortune. 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