{"id":5244,"date":"2018-03-23T16:16:56","date_gmt":"2018-03-23T16:16:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/guruquote.net\/?p=5244"},"modified":"2018-03-23T16:17:18","modified_gmt":"2018-03-23T16:17:18","slug":"polack-jew-riding-together","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/guruquote.net\/index.php\/2018\/03\/23\/polack-jew-riding-together\/","title":{"rendered":"A Polack and a Jew are riding together"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mp-row-fluid motopress-row mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"motopress-clmn mp-span12  mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"mp-row-fluid motopress-row mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"motopress-clmn mp-span12 mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<p>A Polack and a Jew are riding together in the same train and start chatting.<br \/>\n&#8220;How is it possible,&#8221; asks the Polack, &#8220;that you Jews are so successful in business?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;It is simple,&#8221; replies the Jew. &#8220;We have good-luck charms.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;What are they?&#8221; asks the Polack.<br \/>\n&#8220;Well,&#8221; replies the Jew, &#8220;it is something we carry with us all the time that brings us good luck.&#8221; And he pulls a plastic bag out of his pocket and begins to unroll it. 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But ten minutes later he is upset. &#8220;I have just realized,&#8221; says the Polack, &#8220;I could buy at least ten fishes in the market for twenty dollars.&#8221; &#8220;Aha!&#8221; says the Jew. &#8220;You see, it&#8217;s working already!&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"mp-row-fluid motopress-row mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"motopress-clmn mp-span12 mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"motopress-image-obj motopress-text-align-left\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/guruquote.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/oshojokes421.jpg?fit=267%2C403&ssl=1\" title=\"oshojokes421\" alt=\"Kowalski and Olga are making love in the upstairs bedroom. Just as Kowalski is about to start up his machinery, they hear a loud banging noise downstairs. \"What's that?\" asks Olga, jumping up in bed. \"Nothing,\" pants Kowalski. \"Come on, let's get on with it!\" \"No! 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