{"id":5247,"date":"2018-03-23T16:19:31","date_gmt":"2018-03-23T16:19:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/guruquote.net\/?p=5247"},"modified":"2018-03-23T16:20:13","modified_gmt":"2018-03-23T16:20:13","slug":"indian-went-singapore-buy-video","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/guruquote.net\/index.php\/2018\/03\/23\/indian-went-singapore-buy-video\/","title":{"rendered":"An Indian went to Singapore to buy a video"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mp-row-fluid motopress-row mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"motopress-clmn mp-span12  mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"mp-row-fluid motopress-row mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"motopress-clmn mp-span12 mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<p>An Indian went to Singapore to buy a video. 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