{"id":5250,"date":"2018-03-23T16:21:33","date_gmt":"2018-03-23T16:21:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/guruquote.net\/?p=5250"},"modified":"2018-03-23T16:21:56","modified_gmt":"2018-03-23T16:21:56","slug":"zalewski-got-job-delivery-boy-pet-shop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/guruquote.net\/index.php\/2018\/03\/23\/zalewski-got-job-delivery-boy-pet-shop\/","title":{"rendered":"Zalewski got a job as a delivery boy in a pet shop"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mp-row-fluid motopress-row mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"motopress-clmn mp-span12  mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"mp-row-fluid motopress-row mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"motopress-clmn mp-span12 mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<p>Zalewski got a job as a delivery boy in a pet shop. One day he was told to deliver a pet rabbit to Mrs. Caldwell, Route 2 &#8212; Box 4.<br \/>\n&#8220;You better write that down in case I forget it,&#8221; said the boy.<br \/>\nSlipping the address into his pocket, Zalewski started off on his errand. Every few minutes he glanced at the address and said, &#8220;I know where I am going: Mrs. Caldwell, Route 2 &#8212; Box 4.&#8221;<br \/>\nEverything went smoothly until he hit a huge hole in the road. The truck landed in a ditch and the rabbit began to run for its life across an open field.<br \/>\nZalewski stood there laughing uproariously. 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