{"id":5253,"date":"2018-03-23T16:23:08","date_gmt":"2018-03-23T16:23:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/guruquote.net\/?p=5253"},"modified":"2018-03-23T16:40:47","modified_gmt":"2018-03-23T16:40:47","slug":"kowalski-olga-making-love-bedroom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/guruquote.net\/index.php\/2018\/03\/23\/kowalski-olga-making-love-bedroom\/","title":{"rendered":"Kowalski and Olga are making love in  bedroom"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mp-row-fluid motopress-row mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"motopress-clmn mp-span12  mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"mp-row-fluid motopress-row mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"motopress-clmn mp-span12 mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<p>Kowalski and Olga are making love in the upstairs bedroom. Just as Kowalski is about to start up his machinery, they hear a loud banging noise downstairs.<br \/>\n&#8220;What&#8217;s that?&#8221; asks Olga, jumping up in bed.<br \/>\n&#8220;Nothing,&#8221; pants Kowalski. &#8220;Come on, let&#8217;s get on with it!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;No! No way!&#8221; demands Olga. &#8220;No lovemaking until you find out what is going on downstairs.&#8221;<br \/>\nPoor Kowalski stumbles downstairs with a very large erection, and flips on the the lights. Suddenly, the cat jumps out of the window. The dog dives under the sofa. And the parrot, trapped in its cage, looks around frantically, then tucks one leg under its wing and screams, &#8220;Wait! 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