{"id":5278,"date":"2018-03-23T16:47:01","date_gmt":"2018-03-23T16:47:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/guruquote.net\/?p=5278"},"modified":"2018-03-23T16:48:23","modified_gmt":"2018-03-23T16:48:23","slug":"much-roast-beef-sandwich","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/guruquote.net\/index.php\/2018\/03\/23\/much-roast-beef-sandwich\/","title":{"rendered":"How much for a roast beef sandwich?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mp-row-fluid motopress-row mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"motopress-clmn mp-span12  mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"mp-row-fluid motopress-row mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"motopress-clmn mp-span12 mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<p>&#8220;How much for a roast beef sandwich?&#8221; asks Little Feenie Finkelstein, standing in Chicken Chopper&#8217;s Sandwich Shop.<br \/>\n&#8220;Two dollars,&#8221; replies Chicken Chopper, from behind the counter.<br \/>\n&#8220;How much for a cheese sandwich?&#8221; asks the little Jew.<br \/>\n&#8220;One dollar,&#8221; replies Chicken.<br \/>\n&#8220;What about a ham sandwich?&#8221; asks Feenie. 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