{"id":5291,"date":"2018-03-23T16:52:44","date_gmt":"2018-03-23T16:52:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/guruquote.net\/?p=5291"},"modified":"2018-03-23T16:54:18","modified_gmt":"2018-03-23T16:54:18","slug":"st-peter-challenged-archangel-gabriel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/guruquote.net\/index.php\/2018\/03\/23\/st-peter-challenged-archangel-gabriel\/","title":{"rendered":"St Peter challenged the Archangel Gabriel"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mp-row-fluid motopress-row mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"motopress-clmn mp-span12  mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"mp-row-fluid motopress-row mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"motopress-clmn mp-span12 mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<p>St Peter challenged the Archangel Gabriel to a game of golf. St. Peter&#8217;s first drive resulted in a hole-in-one. Gabriel&#8217;s first drive produced the same result The same thing happened at the next shot. St. Peter looked at Gabriel thoughtfully and then said, &#8220;What do you say we cut out the miracles and play some golf?&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"mp-row-fluid motopress-row mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"motopress-clmn mp-span12 mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"motopress-image-obj motopress-text-align-left\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/guruquote.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/osho2.jpg?fit=448%2C303&ssl=1\" title=\"osho2\" alt=\"St Peter challenged the Archangel Gabriel to a game of golf. St. Peter's first drive resulted in a hole-in-one. Gabriel's first drive produced the same result The same thing happened at the next shot. 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