{"id":5305,"date":"2018-03-23T16:59:13","date_gmt":"2018-03-23T16:59:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/guruquote.net\/?p=5305"},"modified":"2018-03-23T16:59:36","modified_gmt":"2018-03-23T16:59:36","slug":"man-salesman-dictionaries","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/guruquote.net\/index.php\/2018\/03\/23\/man-salesman-dictionaries\/","title":{"rendered":"A man who was a salesman of dictionaries"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mp-row-fluid motopress-row mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"motopress-clmn mp-span12  mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"mp-row-fluid motopress-row mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"motopress-clmn mp-span12 mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<p>A man who was a salesman of dictionaries and encyclopedias was telling the woman, standing on her doorstep, &#8220;This is the latest encyclopedia. You and your children, all will be benefited by it.&#8221; But she said, &#8220;We have it already. You can see, there in the corner.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The man looked in the corner. There was a book of the same thickness. He said, &#8220;That is not an encyclopedia, that is the HOLY BIBLE.&#8221; The woman could not believe it &#8212; from that far, how could he judge that the book was the HOLY BIBLE? She said, &#8220;That amazes me. You are certainly a man of knowledge. How could you manage to see that that is a HOLY BIBLE?&#8221; He said, &#8220;Anybody can conclude that, seeing the layer of dust that has gathered on the Bible.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"mp-row-fluid motopress-row mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"motopress-clmn mp-span12 mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"motopress-image-obj motopress-text-align-left\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/guruquote.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/download.jpeg?fit=205%2C246&ssl=1\" title=\"osho\" alt=\"Paddy NcNaughty went to confession: \"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.\" \"And what is it that you have done, my son?\" \"I made love to one of the girls in the village.\" \"My God!\" said the priest, \"and which of the village girls did you commit sin with?\" \"Ah, Father, that I cannot tell.\" \"And if you will not tell me, then I shall not give you absolution.\" \"Ah dear!\" said Paddy. \"Was it Molly O'Flaherty?\" asked the priest. \"No, it was not Molly O'Flaherty.\" \"Then was it Flora Fitzgibbons?\" \"Ah no,\" said Paddy, \"it was not Flora Fitzgibbons.\" \"Was it Maggie Muldoon, then?\" persisted the priest. \"Ah, sure no, it was not Maggie Muldoon.\" \"Then who in heaven's name was it?\" \"Ah, sure, Father -- that I cannot tell.\" \"And if you don't tell me I shall not give ya absolution.\" \"Ah, Father, that's too bad!\" said Paddy and walked out of the confessional. 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