{"id":5327,"date":"2018-03-23T17:09:09","date_gmt":"2018-03-23T17:09:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/guruquote.net\/?p=5327"},"modified":"2018-03-23T17:10:41","modified_gmt":"2018-03-23T17:10:41","slug":"accident-construction-site","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/guruquote.net\/index.php\/2018\/03\/23\/accident-construction-site\/","title":{"rendered":"There is an accident on the construction site"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mp-row-fluid motopress-row mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"motopress-clmn mp-span12  mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"mp-row-fluid motopress-row mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"motopress-clmn mp-span12 mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<p>There is an accident on the construction site. Seamus runs over to where Paddy is lying in a heap of rubble.<br \/>\n&#8220;Are you dead, Paddy, after such a terrible fall?&#8221; asks Seamus.<br \/>\n&#8220;Yes, certainly I am,&#8221; replies Paddy.<br \/>\n&#8220;Ah, bejabers!&#8221; says Seamus, &#8220;you are such a terrible liar, I don&#8217;t know whether to believe you or not.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;That proves I am dead, you idiot,&#8221; says Paddy. &#8220;If I was alive, you would not be calling me a liar to my face.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"mp-row-fluid motopress-row mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"motopress-clmn mp-span12 mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"motopress-image-obj motopress-text-align-left\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/guruquote.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/osho_on_paddyjokes.jpg?fit=250%2C400&ssl=1\" title=\"osho_on_jokes\" alt=\"Old Zeb, the back-woods Virginia farmer, has been screwing one of his favorite pigs for years. 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