{"id":5497,"date":"2018-03-25T23:10:42","date_gmt":"2018-03-25T23:10:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/guruquote.net\/?p=5497"},"modified":"2018-03-25T23:11:31","modified_gmt":"2018-03-25T23:11:31","slug":"pilzudski-took-wife-doctor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/guruquote.net\/index.php\/2018\/03\/25\/pilzudski-took-wife-doctor\/","title":{"rendered":"Pilzudski took his wife to the doctor"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mp-row-fluid motopress-row mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"motopress-clmn mp-span12  mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"mp-row-fluid motopress-row mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"motopress-clmn mp-span5 mpce-dsbl-margin-left mpce-dsbl-margin-right\">\n<div class=\"motopress-image-obj motopress-text-align-left\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/guruquote.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/osho_on_paddyjokes.jpg?fit=250%2C400&ssl=1\" title=\"osho_on_jokes\" alt=\"Old Zeb, the back-woods Virginia farmer, has been screwing one of his favorite pigs for years. 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