{"id":5634,"date":"2018-04-27T16:13:24","date_gmt":"2018-04-27T16:13:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/guruquote.net\/?p=5634"},"modified":"2018-04-27T16:13:24","modified_gmt":"2018-04-27T16:13:24","slug":"mulla-nasrudin-complained-health-department","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/guruquote.net\/index.php\/2018\/04\/27\/mulla-nasrudin-complained-health-department\/","title":{"rendered":"Mulla Nasrudin complained to the health department"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mulla Nasrudin complained to the health department about his brothers.<br \/>\n\u201dI have got six brothers,\u201d he said. \u201dWe all live in one room. They have too many pets. One has twelve monkeys and another has twelve dogs. There\u2019s no air in the room and it\u2019s terrible! You have got to do something about it.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201dHave you got windows?\u201d asked the man at the health department.<br \/>\n\u201dYes,\u201d said the Mulla.<br \/>\n\u201dWhy don\u2019t you open them?\u201d he suggested.<br \/>\n\u201dWhat?\u201d Yelled nasrudin, \u201dand lose all my pigeons?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" ","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[165,451],"tags":[452,2],"class_list":["post-5634","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-osho","category-osho-jokes","tag-jokes","tag-osho"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - 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