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The minister was congratulating Mulla Nasrudin on his 40th wedding anniversary. \u201dIt requires a lot of patience, tolerance, and understanding to live with the same woman for 40 years,\u201d he said. \u201dTHANK YOU,\u201d said Nasrudin, \u201dBUT SHE\u2019S NOT THE SAMEWOMAN SHEWAS WHENWE WERE FIRST MARRIED.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" ","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[165,451],"tags":[452,2],"class_list":["post-5692","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-osho","category-osho-jokes","tag-jokes","tag-osho"],"yoast_head":"\nThe minister was congratulating Mulla Nasrudin - 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