Once it happened that Mulla Nasruddin came staggering home totally drunk, and knocked many times at his own door. It was already half past midnight. The wife answered and he asked her, “Can you tell me, madam, where Mulla Nasruddin lives?”
\nThe wife said, “This is too much. You are Mulla Nasruddin.”
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